Becks' Christmas kecks! David Beckham strips down to festive plum-coloured boxers for his latest range for H&M

 There is a festive feel to David Beckham's latest range of Bodywear for H&M, where we see the star's famous bulge return to the high street this Christmas.
Golden Balls lives up to his name in the new shots, released by the store on Tuesday, in which the 38-year-old poses in a tiled, gym changing room.
The range has been expanded and will now feature cosy sweatshirts and drawstring pajama bottoms, as well as a grey beanie, a style which the former footballer has championed over the years. The star has said that he likes to sit and stare at passersby when he's thinking up new designs for his collection. He explained in a new video for the brand: 'I think people-watching inspires me because you are able to sit in the street or walk down the street, and see people in different items and get ideas.
'From the things they have on, or the design, or the shape, and I think you can get ideas and inspiration from that. The range includes raglan-sleeve jerseys and Henleys in athletic greys, alongside grey vests and a three-pack of grey trunks.
By Daily Mail Reporter

Fans Expect Too Much From Celebrities, But Do I Care- Alibaba Writes

 

Weeks back, I was talking with General Gowon, he had a bone to pick with me, IRO how some comedians are taking the comedy Licence too far. He had just hit a sore part in the conversation, when a call came in, I peeked, XYZ Fan Lagos, so I silenced it. General Gowon said, go ahead, you can take your call. I said, I will call the person back. And I heard him out. I had to. I know some people will not like this write up. But I am sure they can only assimilate what their heads can process. So, "what cares me?"

When he was done with his meal, I called the comedian, involved, a senior comedian and he tendered his apologies. Luckily, the comedian was in Lagos. So, before the event ran out, he came personally to apologize. General Gowon even gave the guy 20k for transport. (Guess what he gave me? A pat on the back. And NA me make call). All sorted, I remembered XYZ Fan Lagos, opened phone to make the call and saw a text, "DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE FEELING LIKE? YOU CELEBRITIES ARE ALL THE SAME. ARROGANT FOR NOTHING. I AM A BUSINESS WOMAN, I DONT NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU. JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. LEARN TO BE HUMBLE AND PICK YOUR CALLS. IT COSTS YOU NOTHING. ITS FANS THAT GOT YOU WHERE YOU ARE. YOU JUST LOST A FAN. HAVE A NICE DAY" I took it all in, went through what happened again in my head and replied by text. SORRY, I WAS BUSY. TRUST YOU ARE GOOD? NO VEX, WHATS UP? And the fan's reply hit me like a punch. "TOO BUSY FOR YOUR FANS. ARE YOU THE FIRST TO BE POPULAR. WE CALL.... (Name withheld) AND HE CAN TAKE OUR CALLS ANYTIME. WHO ARE YOU?" That's how XYZ FAN LAGOS became "DONT PICK 215" on my phone.
I know there are some people out there that would quickly say, why didn't you pick the call, when General Gowon said you could pick the call. You obviously have not lived with older people. How many times, did you hear your Mum, while you were young tell you to take something that was offered to you on a casual visit to some family friend, and you knew right away it was a trap? Them no born you well to drink that Maltex. You simply say NO THANKS, and swallow your Maltex induced saliva. I know a trick question when I hear one.
Some others would argue, why did you not answer, and say you will call her back? Really? Did you not hear that what I was being talked to about was something bothering on another shade of disrespect, only more grievous?
I am a celebrity, if I can call myself that, but heyyyyyy! I get my life too. I am also a grown man, a grand father, and a fan too. I don't call people I celebrate like that. Can you imagine me beefing Gamaliel Onosode for not taking my call? Or Bola of Jacob's Cross, for not replying my text? I FAMZING people too. I call big men too. When they don't pick, I send them texts. Sometimes I even send text asking when it's ok to call. Sometimes. I get called back.
Agreed being popular comes with these trade hazards, and some celebrities have their noses in the air, I dare say, one bad apple DONT spoil the whole bunch. Surprisingly, these are the people who are even more craved and raved as celebrities than the ones that rub shoulders with fans.
Till tomorrow, if a fan calls me and I have something more important than being MR nice guy, sorry, important wins! That also goes for when I am driving. That's importance right there. In fact, that is N25,000 to the FRSC coffers that I am not ready to pay. Unless it's a new number plate. That's important. Not to mention that it is life-threatening-important. If I have an accident while taking the call, same fans will say, maybe he was drunk. Maybe NA God punish am. Maybe... NA blood money. Or illuminati
Maybe, you are one of those fans that thinks all your calls must be answered, get a grip and get a life!!! Even Almighty God called Samuel 3 times. He didn't stop calling. So if you call and your call rings out, send a text. "Hey, guess you are busy. I am a fan. Just wanted to say hi. Have a good day". This kind of text, not only gets you a call back, it drops "fan" from your name. Could get you a random, out of the blues wazzzzap call sef.

Davido In A Shameful Scenerio

 

The popular pop singer's bouncer, Davido allegedly beat up the club's bouncer and DJ, destroying some properties of the club in the process. According to the eye witness, the scenario happened this morning at Nu Grotto, a club located near Cool FM in Victoria Island, Lagos. The club Dj picked up Davido's ATM card which had fallen from him unnoticed as he was stepping out, and then tried to hand it over to the pop artiste, he was stopped by Davido's bouncer and this infuriated the DJ who then reportedly insulted the bouncer.  Angrily, the bouncer slapped the poor Dj and eventually beat up the DJ. In the process, some drinks on the club's shelves while 4 guests at the club were reportedly wounded in the incident. Too bad!
 

Tiwa Savage Caused The Rift Between Don Jazzy And Wande Coal

  

There is a new twist to the Don Jazzy versus Wande Coal saga as new reports allege that Tiwa Savage, the first lady of Mavin records is the source of the whole troubleSome hours ago, Don Jazzy accused former label mate Wande Coal for allegedly stealing one of his songs titled ‘Baby face’ According to report, Tiwa and Don Jazzy were rejoicing over the positive responses from fans over the success of their recently released 'Eminado' video when she brought his attention to the released 'Baby Face' track.A reliable source said, "Tiwa and Wande Coal haven't always been friends, and she was the one that brought Don Jazzy's attention to the baby face song. When Don Jazzy saw and heard the song, he was angry and had resolved to giving Wande Coal a call but Tiwa insisted that he should make it public. Tiwa allegedly said, "He can not continue to steal from you, he should at least be respectful enough to credit you, if you don't do this, he will continue to steal your works, if you put it out on twitter, he'll know you are serious. It's wrong to always take people for granted." Meanwhile, Tiwa Savage is known for always attacking anyone who offends on twitter.She recently attacked editors of TW on twitter for a publication rather than calling them privately to settle whatever misunderstanding they had.
Story: Naij

Cossy Insures Her Bréast for $1.6 million

Nollywood controversial actress/music star Cossy Orjiakor, will travel to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign the deal with an American company who agreed to insure her signature bósoms for $1.6 million dollars. The company, Enhanced Silicón Inc. Famous for insuring the bosóms of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to the deal just before Cossy Orjiakor’s recent birthday bash, where she displayed her endowment b**bs. This will make her the first and only entertainer in Nigeria to insure her breast..
 “I specifically asked for $1.6 million,” Cossy told our reporter, “to show Stella Oduah that you don’t have to misuse public funds to get what you want.” As part of the deal awaiting her signature, there will be limits on how many men and women touch her bósoms each month. Also, the bósoms have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each bosóm for an appearance in a movie.
“The downside of the deal is that I may get dressed more often now,” says Cossy Orjiakor.
Culled: TodaysNigeria

Papa Paragon Passes On

One of the talented Nigerian actor "Segun Ogungbe" is bereaved. The Nollywood actor lost his father who is also a veteran actor in the industry, "Pa Ola Ogungbe" popularlty known as Papa Paragon has gone to the world beyond. Papa Paragon, was a member of the Association of Nigerian Theatre Arts Practitioners (ANTP), Abeokuta, Ogun state chapter. The aged man was said to have gave up the ghost at a hospital in Abeokuta after a brief illness on sunday.
May his soulrest in perfect peace.

Dangote Group To Cultivate 300k Hectares Of Sugar Cane

The Dangote Group said on Monday that it has concluded plans to invest in 300,000 hectares of sugar plantation across Nigeria.
Aliko Dangote, the Chief Executive Officer of the company, made this known at a seminar organised by the National Agricultural Foundation of Nigeria (NAFN), an NGO, and organisers of the annual National Agriculture Show at Tudun Wada, Nasarawa State.